Dear Cabin 1,

Thank you for your years of service. You have provided countless memories to hundreds, if not thousands of people over your long and wonderful career as Cabin 1. Unfortunately for you, Bob has condemned you, and there is nothing that we can do to save you. You have only a few days left in this world, so use them to do good. Goodbye, and may you go to a place where cabins play eternally in the sunshine and rainbows. Peace.